Holly Holliday Schuester. I'm too old for most of the kids on this site, so my age doesn't even matter. I have three spawns - you could call them children, I suppose. They go by the names of Jack, Heather, and Max, and they're all a huge pain in my ass. But, I love them.
I have the cutest husband in the world. His name is Will Schuester, I'm sure you've heard of him. Stay away from my man, and we won't have an issue. Kapeesh? Cool.